Religion

Taoism 
Shit happens
Confucianism 
Confucius say
"Shit happens."
Hinduism 
This shit has
happened before

Islam 
If shit happens
it is the will
of Allah
 Protestantism 
Let shit happen
to someone else
 Catholicism 
If shit happens
you deserve it.

Judaism 
Why does this 
shit always
happen to me
 Atheism 
I don't believe
this shit.
 Agnosticism 
What is
this shit

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