Love

Classic Version

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
she's yours,
If she doesn't,
she never was....



Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes
back, she's yours,
If she doesn't,
as expected, 
she never was ...
 Optimist:



If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, 
she will come back.
 Suspicious:

If you love someone,
.... are you sure you 
love that someone?

Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, 
she's yours,
If she doesn't, 
go get her !
Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't even wait to see 
if she comes back,
go hunt her down!
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes 
back within some time 
forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come 
back, continue to wait 
until she comes back ...


Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and 
if you love her still,
  set her free again,

repeat *
C++ Programmer:
if(you->love(m_she))
m_she->free();
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;


George Carlin
If you love someone,
set them free.
If they come back,
set them on fire.