Capitalism(Theory)


You sell one cow
and buy a bull.

Capitalism(Reality)

You have no cows.
The bank won't lend
you money to buy cows,
because you don't have
any cows to put up as
collateral.

Feudalism


You have two cows.
Your lord takes
some milk.

Pure Democracy

You have two cows.
Your neighbors decide
who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy

You have two cows.
Your neighbors pick
someone to tell you
who gets the milk.

My own contribution
Environmentalism

Free the cows.
Shoot the government.
Drink soy milk.

Communism

You have two cows.
Give both to the g'vt.
The g'vt gives you milk.

Socialism

You have two cows. 
Give one to your 
neighbor.

Surrealism

You have two giraffes.
The government requires
you to take harmonica
lessons.

New Dealism

The government shoots
one cow, milks the 
other, and pours the 
milk down the sink.

Anarchism

Keep the cows.
Steal another one.
Shoot the government.

Liberalism

Give away one cow.
Get the government 
to give you a new cow.
Now give them both away.

Facism

You have two cows.
Give milk to the g'vt.
The  g'vt sells it.

Nazism

The government shoots 
you and takes the cows.

Conservatism

Freeze the milk.
Embalm the cows.

Totalitarianism

You have two cows.
The government takes
both and drafts you.