Brian didn't want to do this one... (Text is paraphrased, the original was lost...) Panel 1. (Boy standing in front of, kicking and beating a keyboard) Goddamn fucking ATM won't take my mother-fucking card damnit! I want my money!!! Panel 2. (Elford approaches) Elford> What's the problem? Boy> This razzle-frackin' ATM won't give me my money! Panel 3. Elford> That is a Moog not an ATM. Boy> What's a Moog? Elford> A Moog is an early synthesizer. They are rare, and delicate pieces of equipment. Panel 4. Boy> Whore-mongering Moog! Take my bird-fucking card goddamnit! I want my money!