Brian didn't want to do this one...
(Text is paraphrased, the original was lost...)

Panel 1. (Boy standing in front of, kicking and beating a keyboard)
      Goddamn fucking ATM won't take my mother-fucking card damnit!
      I want my money!!!
Panel 2. (Elford approaches)
      Elford> What's the problem?
      Boy> This razzle-frackin' ATM won't give me my money!
Panel 3.
      Elford> That is a Moog not an ATM.
      Boy> What's a Moog?
      Elford> A Moog is an early synthesizer. They are rare, and delicate pieces of equipment.
Panel 4.
      Boy> Whore-mongering Moog! Take my bird-fucking card goddamnit! I want my money!