U N Co N V en Ti O N Al U Se S

doorstop, barbells, paper-weight

toilet paper, firewood

targets, cannon fodder

sports balls (esp. baseball), poker chips

actors, hand-puppets, gods/false idols (The Great Pumpkin?)

car wax, two words:sex toy, christmas tree ornaments, bricks

marmalade, easter eggs, chocolate subtitute

pots (for plants), pets, cat litter

dyestuff, ear rings, shoes, hats, merit badge

second/third passenger, carriage