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I am the Great Cornholio!!        |/ --`-`-\         \ 
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I need TP for my bunghole!!        |   _--   \       |
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Come out with your pants down!     o|/o/      |      |
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ARE YOU THREATENING ME??         (____@)  ___ |      |
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Oh. heh-heh.  Sorry about that.  _______.--~  |      |
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heh-heh.  This is cool.  heh-heh       |  \   |      |
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                                       -| Metallica|| |
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