ddate

ddate is an Emperor Norton Utility, and is part of the general distribution of Red Hat Linux. It converts boring Gregorian dates into fun Discordian ones. Various versions are available; the source, DOS, and a web interface. The man page is available there.

FYI: I use the following formatting sequence for my label
ddate +'MOTD on %A, the %e of %B, in the YOLD %Y%N. Celebrate %H!':